Hulk Epicness

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Bruce in Vegas.

Attendant #1: “Quite an afternoon of gambling, sir.”

Bruce: “Once you’ve gambled with your life for so long, little balls and numbers don’t seem quite so scary. Do you have everything I asked for?”

Attendant #2: “Yes, sir, the phone is state-of-the-art. The briefcase is loaded with all the items from your list. Extra pairs of pants. Geiger counter. We weren’t sure what you meant by anger management tools, so we just got you muscle relaxers and a bunch of those squishy balls that you squeeze when you’re stressed.”

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Rick Jones’ first impression of Bruce: brainy and cultured, and all that jazz.

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